Monday, November 19, 2012
HELP WANTED: Campaign Driver for Lt. Governor Tim Murray
Wanted for immediate employment: Individual with spotty driving record to be responsible for day-to-day driving of gubernatorial hopeful. Interested candidate MUST have over 30 entries on driving record including multiple accidents and failure to stop for a police officer. What the preferred applicant lacks in driving ability, they will make up with access to numerous political acquaintances. Occasional pre-dawn driving on Mass Pike may be required. Competitive $85,000+ salary and benefits. Applicants must apply in person to Room 360 of the Massachusetts State House.